CHAPTER 2: HARRY's ARRIVAL!

Author: Does the above pic look like a prophecy? :D I hope so :( :P
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''Harry, Harry, You alright?'' asked Hermione worriedly as she rocked Harry hard for she heard him mumbling strange words in his sleep like-''Yeah, Shake that ass, Bella.''
''Huh? What's the matter?'' said Harry rubbing his eyes.

''You were mumbling some awkward stuff in your sleep.'' said Hermione running a hand over her busy hair.

''I had a wet dream.''- These were the cheap words that slipped from Harry's tongue.

''Harry, umm..Don't talk to me about it.'' said Hermione for her cheeks went cherry red.

''No, listen. In my dream, I was Voldemort and Bellatrix was seducing me and stripping her clothes and then Voldemort forced her to bring a prophecy from the Department of Mysteries.'' said Harry.

''We had mistaken the prophecy for a weapon, Harry!,'' shrieked Hermione with excitement,'' I am waking Ron up. Let's stop them death eaters!''

"Voldemort isn't coming.'' said Harry quickly as she started walking at a fast pace to wake Ron up.

''Do you know why?'' said Hermione stopping in her track.

''Yeah, err he said he has important things to do.'' said Harry hesitating. ''Like what?'' asked Hermione impatiently awaiting her reply.

''Like scratch his balls.'' said Harry in a low voice though Hermione heard him.

''Urghh, Harry! This is what happens due to close proximity with Ronald Weasley! Boys!'' she snarled.
Few minutes later, THE GOLDEN TRIO was making their way to Umbridge's office and they halted at her office door. ''Dolores Umbridge, High Inquisitor'', read a name plate on the door.
''It is now or never'' said Harry and sneaked his way into Umbridge's office. He went inside the fireplace first and held a handful of floo powder in his hand for he spoke three words very clearly, - Ministry of Magic!'' and vanished into the smoke.
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Hiral, the smartass of the group looked around her and said,''For what purpose are we here anyway? Do you think the prophecy is still in its place,unharmed, Aakanksha?''

''I-HAVEN'T-READ-THE-FIFTH-BOOK!!!'' screamed Aakanksha in a shrill tone stamping her leg hard on the ground filled with annoyance.

''Shh.. I can hear somebody.'' whispered Nikhil and the group hid into a corner of the room where there was darkness, away from the light of the lamps hanging low on golden chains from the ceiling. A troop of masked men entered the department led by--
''BELLATRIX! THAT SLUT KILLED SIRIUS! I WONT LEAVE HER! RAJNIKANTH REVENGE TIME!'' hollered Shriram and ran behind Bellatrix as she entered a door.

''That fool!,'' cried Hiral and bumped her head on the wall,''Thinks of himself as Rajnikanth! That inspiration he gets from those Tamil movie fight scenes!''

The department of mysteries entrance door opened again and there stood the GOLDEN TRIO and the group was so happy to see them that they sprang out of the darkness to shake hands with them but the Trio grew suspicious of them and pointed their wands at the group.

''We are here to help you, Chill,'' said Rahul but the trio hesitated to lower their wands,''I promise I won't hurt you, Scout's honor!''

''I thought you were in NCC, Rahul'' said Nikhil lolling his tongue out.

''Give it a rest, brother.'' said Hiral annoyed.

''Oh my god! Hiral called me a brother! NOOO!!'' shouted Nikhil clutching his chest and kneeling on his knees, looking towards the ceiling.

''He wins every drama in his school.'' said Rahul.
There was an awkward pause.
Ron was the first to speak in the trio, ''Are those muggle wands?'' he asked pointing at Rahul's Machine Gun.
''Err yeah. Kind of, Where's Neville and Luna?'' said Rahul.

'' Why would they come here for? How do you know our names!?'' interjected Harry.

''First of all, I am a big fan of yours,'' said Hiral.''And you're bloody famous in the muggle world. I've read all your books.''

''There' are books on this scrawny git?'' asked a surprised Ron Weasley.

''Yup and Voldemort's tricked you. Sirius isn't kidnapped. He is perfectly safe.'' said Hiral cheerfully.

''What? Sirius died when I was in my 4th year! It was a mysterious death!'' protested Harry.

''WHAT!?'' said the group in unison.

''Seriously, who's writing the books?'' asked Ron scratching his head.

''J.K Rowling. She's a bit of a liar actually. She hasn't even started the registration on Pottermore yet. I use Nikhil's account to view that website.'' complained Aakanksha.

''Wait, you know my password?'' came Nikhil's voice far away. At the other end of the room, he stood with his arm around Hermione as she stood blushing with her head down.

Ron launched himself towards Nikhil and punched his nose for blood spurted out of his nose. ''Dude!? WHAT THE FUCK!? GIVE ME A BREAK!'' shouted Nikhil covering his face jumping around the room.

''Let's go, guys. Let's spank some dark wizard, death eater ass. Wands v/s guns. This will be fun.'' said Rahul as an evil smile spread across his face.

''Fuh' real?'' asked Aakanksha

''Fuh' real.'' repeated Rahul

~ TO BE CONTINUED