I'd better have stayed at home..

There are times when you wish that you would have skipped this day or fast forward it. This is the most hilarious day of my life. It wasn't hilarious to face the shit all day, But when I remember it, It makes me laugh so hard.

''RAHUL!!'' shouted dad from downstairs.

''Ugh..ugh..What the ?'' I said in a sleepy voice.

''RAHUL!'' he shouted once again.

''Dad! I am up!'' I shouted.

''Rahul!'' he shouted again.That seriously pisses me off.

''I said I am up!''

''You have to go to school. Get up! When I was your age..'' begun the lecture.

''Dad! Please. Stop it.''

''Did you ask me to stop? First learn to obey, then command.''

Dad scolded me until my school bus arrived. School was nearing and walah! Traffic jam. The bus was full of students. Many students were standing holding on to something for support and staring at us with jealousy. I was sitting happily enjoying the er.. traffic jam view and suddenly a guy sitting near me vomited and I had to get up. The traffic jam lasted for an hour and then we finally reached school.

I entered the class and gave the teacher the reason why I was late and she let me sit. Everybody was looking serious around me. They were holding books and studying! I couldn't believe my eyes. Everybody!

''Why is everybody studying so seriously?'' I asked my benchmate.

''Haha..Very funny. It's science exam today.'' she said.

''What?'' came out the word from my mouth. I was horrified and everything suddenly went dull around me. The exam was starting next period. I opened my science book in a hurry and due to Bangalore's cold weather, I wanted to piss urgently. The teacher didn't let me go to the toilet. I was doomed.

The science exam went very well if you'd ask me, my balls were bursting and I started to somewhat dance in my bench and it started disturbing others.

They used to give us short break before, just to have some snacks and stuff. I ran to the toilet as fast as I could and felt so good. Ahh! err.I am not supposed to say those kinda' stuff.
Mom had given me chips that day and my tiffin box wasn't opening. I tried to open it with all my strength and accidentally I pushed my bench mate's tiffin box down.

'' Ohh! Shit! I am sorry.I will pick it up for you.'' I sprang to lift the box up and yep! I accidentally spilled my opposite bench mate's tiffin box.

They were really mad at me and I had to give my tiffin box to them.

In the next 3 periods, I stood outside my classroom just because I spilled their tiffin boxes accidentally and those idiots complained that I didn't give my tiffin box to eat for them!

It was the last period, the school people used to keep all our classworks and homeworks with them before and It was time to return those books back. My bag was already full with books and I started stuffing books in it as much as I could.

The bag was so heavy that I fell hard on the floor. Hahahaha! Everyone started laughing.
I got up once again. I fell again.

I reached my school bus. My stomach started aching at that moment.

'' Oww!'' I screamed in pain.

''What happened, man?'' said Edric, who was my best friend back then. He doesn't even recognize me these days

''Chole bature.'' I said making up a weird face.

''Hahahaha.Typical Rahul.Go easy on food, dude!'' he said.

The school bus dropped me at my home. I was so relieved and then, came another surprise! Mom wasn't there in home. I think I waited outside for an hour.

I saw mom walking towards the home and I realized that she was talking about some beauty parlour near dad.

''Sorry, beta. I was in beauty parlour.''

''Sorry!? Are you kidding me? I am waiting from an hour.'' I argued.

I shouted at her a lot and she slapped me and didn't let me in.

I sat outside and cried and cried and the neighbors noticed and convinced my mom to let me in.

''Aah! The day's finally ending.'' I said to myself.''Atleast dad will come home late today.''

I think God heard me and few minutes later Dad was at home.

Mom complained to dad about my behaviour and I got scoldings for an hour. I took the remote and switched on the t.v and Dad went off like a bomb. ''NO T.V FOR A WEEK! Go and study in your room.''

I didn't study. I was drawing instead but I had to face the boredom. It was 10: 00 and finally mom said to me ''Go and sleep.Don't stay up late.''

FINALLY THE DAY ENDED.......What a horrible day it was. I still sometimes get nightmares of that day. Well, The next day I went to school and found that there was no school that day. The teacher had informed the students about that when I was standing outside the class. By the way, Remember that science exam I was talking to you about? I had actually forgot 3 mains in tension of pissing!