The turn of events. Chapter 3: The Betrayal

The group with the golden trio entered the door which was used minutes ago by a troop of death eaters led by Bellatrix followed by Shriram. The room was full of beautiful,dancing,diamond-sparkling light for the group and the trio or the ''company of good ones.'' became accustomed to the brilliant glare. The room was full of clocks and the ticking of the clock was like a thousand miniscule, marching steps. The source of dancing,diamond,bright light was a towering crystal bell jar that stood at far end of the room.

''Now let's not get distracted.'' said Hiral though she gaped at the wonderful room.
''Let's go!'' said Harry who stood in front of the company. For a moment he looked like a great, brave leader, ready to face any obstacle but the illusion was broken- ''I wanna' pee.'' said he.

Few minutes later, the company finally arrived to the place that Harry had seen about a hundred times in his dream. That same familiar place which was as high as a church full of towering shelves covered in small, dusty,glass orbs which glimmered dully in light issuing from more candle brackets set at intervals along the shelves.

''We need to go to row ninety seven.'' said Harry.

''9+7 is equal to 16 and 1+6 is equal to 7. Rowling's always particular about numbers!'' said Rahul.

''Good observation,'' said Hiral,''Okay, listen guys! Harry, Ron, Hermione go from the middle row to row ninety seven.Myself and Aakanksha will go from the left end row of shelves and meet you at row ninety seven.And these two idiots, that is Rahul and Nikhil will have to go from the right end row of shelves and meet at you know, row ninety seven.This must be done so because enemies are lurking everywhere.''

''Why can't I go with Hermione?'' protested Rahul.
''Fuck off'' replied Hiral showing her middle finger.

''Hey! Atleast with Harry!?'' asked Nikhil.

''No, sorry, I love my life.'' interjected Harry.

"Listen you two. Shut up and do as I say!Put arms on each others shoulders,'' said Hiral for 'those two' did as she ordered,''Look at each others face , smile!GOOD! Now you look like a happy couple!''

''FUCKIN' KIDDIN ME!'' shouted Rahul and moved far from Nikhil as if Nikhil's body was generating electricity.

''HIRAL!!'' shouted Nikhil in vain.
The trio and Aakanksha broke into sniggers.
''Don't shout. You might have alerted those death eaters! What am I doing!? We have to hurry. Aakanksha, go with those two,'' said Hiral grimly,''I am going alone, I am a tough gal.'' she breathed heavily.

They did as she said and carried out the plan. The trio were walking at a high pace in the middle row whilst Aakanksha was swearing at Nikhil and Rahul to keep up at the right end of the room.

But Hiral breath's grew heavier. For the first time in her life, she was scared. She heard footsteps approaching from the front for she saw a distant shadow coming towards her. As it came near and near, now visible to the eyes, Hiral was overfilled with joy. It was-

''Shri Unkil! Where were you!?'' cheered Hiral in the verge of happy tears.

Shriram said nothing, he bowed his head and slowly lifted it, smirking as he did and pointed his AK 47 at Hiral.
''You give terrible nicknames, silly girl! Do I look like an 'unkil'?'' spat Shriram with disgust.

''Haha'' said Hiral in a low voice for she couldn't believe her eyes. Shriram couldn't betray his friends. Impossible.

''Have one last look at the world. You're leaving it after a few seconds.'' said Shriram still not lowering his gun.

Hiral could have lifted her gun too but how could she? It was her favorite sweetheart . She couldn't.

''Why?,'' she asked and strained her eyes for her vision got blurry due to tears filling her eyes up.

''I am doing all this only for her. For Bellatrix, my love. She offered me one awesome night with her in exchange for all this and I said yes. Yeahh babyyy, She's soo sexy, mmmmm..'' said Shriram closing his eyes and smacking his lips.

He opened his eyes at once, uttered the word-''Die'' and pulled the trigger of his gun. The Betrayal..




To be continued..

CHAPTER 2: HARRY's ARRIVAL!

Author: Does the above pic look like a prophecy? :D I hope so :( :P
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''Harry, Harry, You alright?'' asked Hermione worriedly as she rocked Harry hard for she heard him mumbling strange words in his sleep like-''Yeah, Shake that ass, Bella.''
''Huh? What's the matter?'' said Harry rubbing his eyes.

''You were mumbling some awkward stuff in your sleep.'' said Hermione running a hand over her busy hair.

''I had a wet dream.''- These were the cheap words that slipped from Harry's tongue.

''Harry, umm..Don't talk to me about it.'' said Hermione for her cheeks went cherry red.

''No, listen. In my dream, I was Voldemort and Bellatrix was seducing me and stripping her clothes and then Voldemort forced her to bring a prophecy from the Department of Mysteries.'' said Harry.

''We had mistaken the prophecy for a weapon, Harry!,'' shrieked Hermione with excitement,'' I am waking Ron up. Let's stop them death eaters!''

"Voldemort isn't coming.'' said Harry quickly as she started walking at a fast pace to wake Ron up.

''Do you know why?'' said Hermione stopping in her track.

''Yeah, err he said he has important things to do.'' said Harry hesitating. ''Like what?'' asked Hermione impatiently awaiting her reply.

''Like scratch his balls.'' said Harry in a low voice though Hermione heard him.

''Urghh, Harry! This is what happens due to close proximity with Ronald Weasley! Boys!'' she snarled.
Few minutes later, THE GOLDEN TRIO was making their way to Umbridge's office and they halted at her office door. ''Dolores Umbridge, High Inquisitor'', read a name plate on the door.
''It is now or never'' said Harry and sneaked his way into Umbridge's office. He went inside the fireplace first and held a handful of floo powder in his hand for he spoke three words very clearly, - Ministry of Magic!'' and vanished into the smoke.
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Hiral, the smartass of the group looked around her and said,''For what purpose are we here anyway? Do you think the prophecy is still in its place,unharmed, Aakanksha?''

''I-HAVEN'T-READ-THE-FIFTH-BOOK!!!'' screamed Aakanksha in a shrill tone stamping her leg hard on the ground filled with annoyance.

''Shh.. I can hear somebody.'' whispered Nikhil and the group hid into a corner of the room where there was darkness, away from the light of the lamps hanging low on golden chains from the ceiling. A troop of masked men entered the department led by--
''BELLATRIX! THAT SLUT KILLED SIRIUS! I WONT LEAVE HER! RAJNIKANTH REVENGE TIME!'' hollered Shriram and ran behind Bellatrix as she entered a door.

''That fool!,'' cried Hiral and bumped her head on the wall,''Thinks of himself as Rajnikanth! That inspiration he gets from those Tamil movie fight scenes!''

The department of mysteries entrance door opened again and there stood the GOLDEN TRIO and the group was so happy to see them that they sprang out of the darkness to shake hands with them but the Trio grew suspicious of them and pointed their wands at the group.

''We are here to help you, Chill,'' said Rahul but the trio hesitated to lower their wands,''I promise I won't hurt you, Scout's honor!''

''I thought you were in NCC, Rahul'' said Nikhil lolling his tongue out.

''Give it a rest, brother.'' said Hiral annoyed.

''Oh my god! Hiral called me a brother! NOOO!!'' shouted Nikhil clutching his chest and kneeling on his knees, looking towards the ceiling.

''He wins every drama in his school.'' said Rahul.
There was an awkward pause.
Ron was the first to speak in the trio, ''Are those muggle wands?'' he asked pointing at Rahul's Machine Gun.
''Err yeah. Kind of, Where's Neville and Luna?'' said Rahul.

'' Why would they come here for? How do you know our names!?'' interjected Harry.

''First of all, I am a big fan of yours,'' said Hiral.''And you're bloody famous in the muggle world. I've read all your books.''

''There' are books on this scrawny git?'' asked a surprised Ron Weasley.

''Yup and Voldemort's tricked you. Sirius isn't kidnapped. He is perfectly safe.'' said Hiral cheerfully.

''What? Sirius died when I was in my 4th year! It was a mysterious death!'' protested Harry.

''WHAT!?'' said the group in unison.

''Seriously, who's writing the books?'' asked Ron scratching his head.

''J.K Rowling. She's a bit of a liar actually. She hasn't even started the registration on Pottermore yet. I use Nikhil's account to view that website.'' complained Aakanksha.

''Wait, you know my password?'' came Nikhil's voice far away. At the other end of the room, he stood with his arm around Hermione as she stood blushing with her head down.

Ron launched himself towards Nikhil and punched his nose for blood spurted out of his nose. ''Dude!? WHAT THE FUCK!? GIVE ME A BREAK!'' shouted Nikhil covering his face jumping around the room.

''Let's go, guys. Let's spank some dark wizard, death eater ass. Wands v/s guns. This will be fun.'' said Rahul as an evil smile spread across his face.

''Fuh' real?'' asked Aakanksha

''Fuh' real.'' repeated Rahul

~ TO BE CONTINUED

The turn of events. Part 1: MAGIC!!

I had this dream two nights ago..it wasnt exactly like this but i modified it and made it cool. maybe senseless but read it for humor's sake :P
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Sirius Black actually died when Harry Potter was in his 4th year at Hogwarts. The reason for his death is unknown: for the daily prophet suspects a great black dog behind it

Harry Potter was in his fifth year at Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry, completing the long tiring essay concerning some imaginary thing which only J.K Rowling is capable to come up with. As he was completing his essay, his eyelids grew heavy and he fell asleep in the dormitory whilst Lord Voldemort was in Malfoy Manor admiring the beauty of Bellatrix Lestrange as she slowly crawled to his legs like a menacing tigress, stripteasing and seductively removing her something something as she knelt on her knees shaking her hips slowly like Shakira.
''My lord, I want to spend this wonderful night with you,'' said Bellatrix making a puppy face,''Please cancel tonight's plan.''

''Nah, babes. Can't.'' said Voldemort.''Been planning to steal that prophecy from a long time. Yes, You have to go to the Department of Mysteries.''

''But my lo-''
'No,'' interrupted Voldemort,'' You will have to go and I am not coming. I've got more important work to do, like, aah scratch my balls.''
Thus, giving a vulgar statement, Voldemort got up and while he was making his way to the bathroom, he slipped and fell with a thud on the floor and sweared-'' Fuckin' used condom.''
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Back in the muggle world were playing on their computers a group of friends: Shriram, Rahul, Nikhil, Hiral, Aakanksha; a violent game called ''Counter Strike'' as they were in the counter terrorist clan and Nikhil was supposed to defuse the bomb but got killed by a female terrorist.

''Haha!'' laughed the girl from the terrorist clan and mocked,''The bomb was right infront of you but you came near me and got yourself killed.''

''Happens, honey. I confused the bomb with you. After all, you are one sexy bomb.'' flirted Nikhil.
The terrorist girl went offline.
''Concentrate, da. Yenna rascala! I, rajnikanth, in counter strike' aa!! Our clan impossible to lose, no?'' said Shriram.
And the clan members were squabbling among themselves and a very strange even took place that night. The group got pulled into the game and the de_dust map surroundings changed itself to a place which no cs player had seen in his/her useless life.

''This place is familiar.'' said Hiral looking at Rahul.

''Guys, we still have our weapons.'' said Rahul.

''Woah'' said Shriram, suprised that he was holding an ak 47 in his hand.

''I am hungry'' complained Nikhil.

''Nikhil, shut the fuck up and look around. Boy, this place is familiar.'' said Hiral.

''Yeah.. Looks like Department of mysteries from Harry Potter and order of Phoenix.'' said Nikhil.

''Shut up! Don't spoil the fun!'' screamed Aakanksha throwing a tantrum.
Everybody gave her a hard stare.

"Err I haven't read the fifth book'' blushed Aakanksha.

To be continued.